Thursday, August 20, 2009

Police officers are a weird crew/ "I ain't no sasquatch."

Dear Women of the World,

Strapless bras. Double stick tape. Backless bras. Proper fit. Accentuated waists. Flattering colors. Only showing off one part of your body at a time. Proper lengths of clothing.

These are all things you should have in your arsenal. Please invest. Especially in proper bras and double stick tape. They are your friends. Really.

Looooooooove,
Lisbeth

PS- I have a wonderfully fantastic boyfriend who took care of me today when I was feeling a bit under the weather. He even cooked me breakfast at 3pm, and watched endless amounts of bad reality shows with me (and only complained about it every 5 minutes or so).

Currently Reading: My Lobotomy
Going to see: G.I. Joe

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